return my video game
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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