I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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