It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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