its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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