I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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