super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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