Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
wow bdsm is so cute
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