I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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