I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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