She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
