i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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