ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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