so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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