I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Randomize
