Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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