You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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