So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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