She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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