did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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