so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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