How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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