I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Randomize
