i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
