then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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