bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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