i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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