even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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