4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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