Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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