stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Randomize
