when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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