The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
