her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
being pregnant is like rehab
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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