Where did you get a picture of my penis
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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