Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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