You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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