I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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