New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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