If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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