She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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