he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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