But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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