Your mouth is God's brothel.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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