How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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