I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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