i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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