Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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