I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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