Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm always down for nudity.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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