How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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