If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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