How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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