And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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