only if we run a train.
done.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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