it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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