I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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