Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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