physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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