i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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