What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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